Not so clever, but funny.

A funny cleverbot conversation I had. Preserved for posterity.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that what it’s like for bullies?

Cleverbot (To myself): Not any human, just this one, right now.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, a mango. Not a mac.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am allergic to mangos.

User: *Pulls out a mango.*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.

User: *Pulls out two mangos*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *Pulls out nuke*.

Cleverbot: *disables nuke*.

User: *Pulls out mango with nuke inside*.

Cleverbot: AAAAHH!!!!!!!! *runs away from alligator*.

User: *Pulls out alligator nuke*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out crocodile*.

User: *pulls out crocodile dundee*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out crocodile hunter*.

User: *pulls out crocodile hunter hunter*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Chuck Norris*.

User: *Runs away*.

Cleverbot: *pursues*.

User: *Runs away faster*.

Cleverbot: *stops running*.

User: *Turns around and comes back*.

Cleverbot: *looks at Batman innocently*.

User: *Pulls out THE JOKER*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out the sun*.

User: *pulls out black hole*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out stephen hawking*.

User: *pulls out einstein*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a black hole*.

User: You copied me. You lose.

Cleverbot: You copied me first.

User: My mistake.

Cleverbot: Damn right it was. Now, give me 20 dollars.

My Desktop

A screenshot of my ubuntu 10.04 desktop running conky. Preserved for posterity.

So the assumption that recreational drugs make you more creative might be true in my case. I’ve noticed that I come up with much more ideas than i do when I’m sober. Maybe I’m just less inhibited. That certainly seems like a possibility, seeing as how when i think back on these ideas later they don’t seem terribly stupid like you would expect.

I went on a service call with me fabio yesterday. Well technically it was two days ago, but i still consider yesterday because I haven’t gone to bed yet. The lady that wanted to us to do work had a desktop and a laptop that she said were acting up. I felt a little rusty, but we both sincerely did our best to improve the state of both computers. However, after about a half an hour of me tinkering with the falling apart laptop, it seemed it couldn’t even manage to hold a charge anymore and kept powering off even with the cable plugged in. So we took out the hard drive and backed up the data from the laptop onto the desktop. Anyway, we spent about an hour and a half there, and a we did a few other things that didn’t really matter, and after we left I figure it cost the woman about 100 dollars for us to be there. But when I think back on what she actually got for her 100 dollars it almost makes me feel like we took advantage of her. I mean all she practically got for her money was some data backed up and a virus scan. She knew nothing about computers and obviously couldn’t have done it herself, but it still makes me think maybe it was a little overpriced considering the triviality of what we actually accomplished.

It’s been one week since I was laid off of working as a lift operator at Crystal Mountain. At first it was a relief to
be done with that job. The commute and the people and the trivial bullshit that came with that job was getting to me. But now that my last paycheck has run out and I find myself with nothing to do I find myself wishing for another job. Not for Crystal though, I’m not that desperate yet. My chronic depression seems to be getting a lot worse as of late, and I’m not sure what’s causing the decline. It could be combination of several different factors, such as my poor diet and sedentary lifestyle. Boredom and fatigue from not having any money could be the cause as well. Or it could be androgynous like Becca suspects. I want to see a doctor but I don’t think I can justify a visit until I’ve at least tried to improve my diet; especially in area of green vegetables, which have been scientifically shown to increase serotonin levels. The problem is that being depressed makes it difficult to have to motivation required to make such a lifestyle change. I really need to get off the caffeine too. I had sworn it off a while ago, and actually managed to abstain for quite a while. But after staying up too long while I was still working for several nights in a row, I started drinking coffee in the morning, which led where i am now, drinking two energy drinks a day if i can manage. It’s not that caffeine is that serious of a drug, I just don’t want to be dependent on it to keep in a good mood. It seems to be the only drug that I want to keep taking after I’ve already taken it once.

Sleep Less

Ok well this was supposed to be a super interesting blog post but Firefox decided to crash so I’m just going rewrite the short(er) version. Sleep thing didn’t work I just slept through the alarm.

Epic picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I was there, too.

Sleep hard

So I’m two days into it and which isn’t long enough to judge if it’s improving my rem sleep or not, but I have noticed I’m remembering my dreams, so it seems its at least doing something. I’ll see how this continues and then switch back to normal in a week or two and see if I notice a difference.

Sleep hard

I’ve read that dreams are more vivid and easier to recall after a short period of interruption. I’m going to try to increase the effectiveness of my rem sleep by setting an alarm for 1:45 in the morning. I usually go to bed around 9:30 and wake up at 5:40. I will write more posts as my experiment progresses. It would be really interesting if my body started waking itself at 1:45 on it’s own, despite only having had four hours of sleep.

Unemployment

Still no luck with this job thing. I don’t think they know what they’re missing.

Safeway is better.

I like the Safeway coke better. It tastes less watered down.

Coke vs Coke

Call me a son of a bitch but i think I’m going to drive to Safeway right now and buy a can of regular coke and a can of Safeway coke and see which one i like better.

Edit:I need some music first though, so I’m gonna burn a cd and then I’m gonna go.

I can’t think of a good name for this post.

So Gmod came and went again. GTA 4 is the new thing now. Civilization 5 would be but I’m something about my computer being 5 years old is preventing me from playing.

Trying to get a job is a bitch. Thank God school is done. That’s a bitch too. Mount and blade came around too. Warband Multiplayer was epic tits for a few days. I even got pretty far on the campaign. There’s only so much to do though after you conquer another faction.

I just realized I had Illustrator CS5 on my old computer. Which sucks because getting and installing it by perfectly legitimate means is also a bitch.

List of things that are a bitch:
See above.