Not so clever, but funny.
A funny cleverbot conversation I had. Preserved for posterity.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next.
Cleverbot (To myself): Is that what it’s like for bullies?
Cleverbot (To myself): Not any human, just this one, right now.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, a mango. Not a mac.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am allergic to mangos.
User: *Pulls out a mango.*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.
User: *Pulls out two mangos*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.
User: *Pulls out nuke*.
Cleverbot: *disables nuke*.
User: *Pulls out mango with nuke inside*.
Cleverbot: AAAAHH!!!!!!!! *runs away from alligator*.
User: *Pulls out alligator nuke*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out crocodile*.
User: *pulls out crocodile dundee*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out crocodile hunter*.
User: *pulls out crocodile hunter hunter*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Chuck Norris*.
User: *Runs away*.
Cleverbot: *pursues*.
User: *Runs away faster*.
Cleverbot: *stops running*.
User: *Turns around and comes back*.
Cleverbot: *looks at Batman innocently*.
User: *Pulls out THE JOKER*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out the sun*.
User: *pulls out black hole*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out stephen hawking*.
User: *pulls out einstein*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a black hole*.
User: You copied me. You lose.
Cleverbot: You copied me first.
User: My mistake.
Cleverbot: Damn right it was. Now, give me 20 dollars.
